F**k You I’m Me #8 – Ring! (Dedicated to Peter Gunz & Amina) #LHHP

So tell me again

Why did you accept the ring?

Was it the Money?

Yours or his self-esteem

That couldn't say no

But instead you both chose to proceed

Collect your $200.00 and pass go

Now you both looking stupid

Asking for a refund

Access denied

Again I ask

Why did you accept the ring?

If it wasn't for Love

The Union and God

It wasn't a marriage from the start

Really

How can you be surprised with the end?

So why did you accept the ring?

F**k You I’m Me #7 – Love Language

What is your Love Language?                                             

Do you know what it is?

If not, let’s explore together

There are Five Love Languages

•   Words of Affirmation
•   Physical Touch
•   Acts of Service
•   Gifts
•   Quality Time

So where do you fall in line

Have you took the time

To figure out the rhyme of your heart

What makes you fall so deeply in love?

Is it the words that follow a person’s actions?

The Physical Touch that makes you blush

The Acts of Service just because

Crown Certified Moment #3 - The Cookie Monsters

Public Service Announcement

Ladies Hide Your Cookies

Put them in a Cookie Jar

Keep it in the freezer

Don’t bake it

Play with it

Just wrap it up

And save it for later

I promise it will not stale

I promise it’s worth the story to tell

Crown Certified Moment - Free-Style #2

Okay we’re both grown

I understand you don’t want to be alone

Nor do I

So let’s stop hiding behind the bush

Playing hide and seek

Please believe baby

I’m the only woman you need

A Queen

Straight Crown Certified

Crown Certified Moment Free-Style #1

I’m not your normal

I’m okay with that

Far from the typical

Real Queens and Kings realize that

One of a kind

A dime can’t compare

To my billion dollar smile

Baby

So with your other nine cents

Go get a coke and a frown

Boo

Dating Prison – Mr. Playboy #5

Dating Prison – Mr. Playboy #5

Name: Mr. Playboy

Age: 29

Likes: Vulnerability 

Dislikes: Rejection

Victim Eligible: No

F**k You I’m Me #6 – Mother’s Keeper

A Fetal can only Consume                                                                     

What the mother Endures

Shared blood running through Their veins

Emotional Trauma reacts in the same way

It Deteriorates the body, mind and soul

Am I my mother’s Keeper?

Is my mother my Keeper?

If there is a thin line

Between love and hate

One could justify

The Truth and False of Reality

A Child can only Consume

What the mother Endures

Words and Behaviors are learned

Mimicked and Expressed long-term

Creating a reputation

Before Self-Discovery is known

Planting Seeds that will soon Manifest

Dating Prison – Mr. Youngster #4

Name: Mr. Youngster

Age: 25

Likes: Women like his mother

Dislikes: Height jokes

Victim Eligible: Pending review - Maturity 

Charge: Stalker Qualities

F***k You I'm Me #5 – Problem? - Popular Poems

You have a problem with me?                                 

I think it’s funny and I could care less

It took me years to understand why

I get it but please quit it

I’m NOT going to dumb myself down

Play the victim role

Climb up and down that pole

Let you twist my thoughts

Take advantage of my soul

Sorry boo try again

My worth surpasses the price of Gold

If you didn't know

Yo!

You've just been told

I’m different

Pretty damn gifted

I understand struggle

From the beginning

To the deep end

Dating Prison – Mr. Creepy #3

Name: Mr. Creepy 
Age: 31

Likes: Feisty women

Dislikes: Non-feisty women

Victim Eligible: Yes

Charge: Stare Crazy

Dating Prison – Mr. Liar #2

Name: Mr. Liar Age: 34

Likes: All women

Dislikes: Being committed to one woman

Victim Eligible: No

Charge: Living a double life

Sentence:  Life

Dating Prison – Mr. Fraudulent #1

Name: Mr. Fraudulent Age: 38

Likes: Younger women

Dislikes: Older women

Victim Eligible: No

Charge: Fraud

Family First

I hear these two words often

Family First

However

Do you truly put your Family First?

I'm not discrediting those that actually exemplify Family First

The definition of Family is a group consisting of children and parents under the same household

Or

Descendants of a common ancestor

Such as family tree and bloodline

The definition of First is coming before all others in time or order

Such as earliest and 1^st

Or

Position, rank, and importance

Now I'll ask the question again

Do you truly put Family First?

They be like

GDI’s be like:

No the fuck she didn't?

Wait…is she a dyke now?

Me:

Yes the fuck I did (chuckle)

I'm not my hair

So yeah

You can't run through it

Did she really do that?

Is this real?

Did someone Photoshop?

Pump your breaks dear

Hell yea

You're in the wrong Lane

Car

Speed limit

City

State and zip code

Stuck on the side of the road

Beware

I’m not my hair

Business Deal

You signed on the dotted line

So sad

It’s a contract boo

Actually it’s a Business Deal

You’ll have to sign that same dotted line

In order to discontinue the truth

If you wasn't ready boo

You should have never came through

Get down on one knee

Ask me to marry you

30 and 1st Amendment

You damn right

I’m 30 and...
I have the right
To say what the fuck I want
Damn it
Yes sir and ma'am
This is NOT pg. 13

**********Disclaimer**********

My Shorty - Popular Poems

She'll have her first billion 

By 40

She’s not your typically

Not your normal shorty

Fuck your money and that 2020 Mercedes Benz

Shorty got true talents

She ain't worried about that materialist shit

Her grind makes her pussy wet

Your dick is attracted to it

A fucking fiesta

Punta’s under her umbrella

No matter how real she maybe

You simple creatures

Don't get it

She’s one of a kind

Made specially order to perfection

In god's eyes

Also to whom that is important

Or perhaps

Someone whom she’s supposed to reach

Never Know... (A Letter to Zimmerman from Trayvon Martin)

Dear Mr. Zimmerman,

Hello Sir

This is Trayvon Martin

I'm unable to converse with you

For the obvious reasons

Therefore I come to you in spirit

First I want you to know

I forgive you

I'm Glad - Snack

Baby 

Sweetie

Darling

Thank You

I'm glad I didn't let you utilize my heart

Like protocols

I'm already edited boo

There's no copy and pasting

No transition to place in

I am the introduction

The body

And

The end

Baby Prince

Baby you're everything I want
And everything I need
Please tell me what you want
I'll give you everything you need
If you're 401K
Baby I'll  invest completely
As long as the results equal you and me

Pu$$y Hairs

Look here little girl                                                                              

There is so many aspects of a Diva

Its' ridiculous

So for the moment

I must keep it REAL and RAW

Stay out of my pussy hairs

I know you like that funny shit

But I'm strictly 🍆ly over here

Please don't let this smile deceive you

For some simple chick

However understand

Yes I'm THAT chick

Business by day

Poetic murderer by night

Stop Running

All I ask

Please sweetie

Stop running

If not for me

Stop for yourself

Embrace this love

You never felt

Let me show you

Where God's love begins

I promise if you let me

I will also show you

Where God's love will never end

All I ask

Please sweetie

Stop running

"D&P" By: Mz-AM & Lyrically Speakn

The shit I got to say they're not gonna put in a rap

So I gotta put it in a poem and utilize my poetic swag
What people will do for pussy or Dick in 2013 is equivalent too
What crack and meth heads do for the next trick
It's REAL in these streets
True story people are at their lowest point
Pussy or Dick mental conflicts is what got them there
Pussy or Dick substitution for stability or financial roles will keep them there
And the bucket will continue for generations until someone say's
It stops here
Please let me be clear
You heard it here first
IT...STOPS...HERE

I can’t…

Please let me reintroduce myself 

My name is Mz-AM
For those that do not know what Mz-AM stands for…
Here you go
Mz-Analytical Muse
I’m extremely Analytical and I like to play with my words
It’s 2013 I’m gone with the wind CROWN CERTIFIED (lol)

Happy Valentines Day Mz-AM Poetry (For Couples and Singles)

Happy Valentines Day Mz-AM Poetry!

(For Couples and Singles)

Situations #13: Sex Dreams (Rated "S" Sexual)

***Disclaimer: Due to doctor-patient confidentiality names will not be released***

Therapist: Hello Ms. ____, What brings you in today?

Client: I think I have a problem or perhaps I might be going crazy.

Therapist: What do you mean, please explain.

Client: Well it's a long story but here it goes...

The Pink Elephant In The Room By: Mz-AM & Jamil Rock Mauney

He say's:

Pink Elephant in the room
That means I know something
And the rest have no clue
My eye covered like I see it all
But I just see the fact
That she's completely bored with u all
She's tired of the sports channel
She's Tired of the ball
That means she's tired of the games
Anxious to find a man
Ready to retire from it all
Her mind sent a memo to her heart

Situations #12: Instantly Single

Shawn 30

Michelle 28

Happy couple

Both attractive

Well known professional class citizens

Shawn a lawyer

Michelle an accountant

They’ve been in a committed relationship for 2 years