Business Deal

You signed on the dotted line

So sad

It’s a contract boo

Actually it’s a Business Deal

You’ll have to sign that same dotted line

In order to discontinue the truth

If you wasn't ready boo

You should have never came through

Get down on one knee

Ask me to marry you

Now you’re on the other side of the table

Asking for half with your trifling ass

I’ll give you half

You give me half

Let’s call it even my dude

Stop crying to the lawyer

It’s obvious you did not read

The fine print

This means

I win

You lose

Take your own advice

For once in your life

Remember its business baby

At least that’s what you preached to me

Actually it’s a Business Deal

I just happen to have the footage

That proves you broke the contract

I’m being civilized  

What’s the problem?

You said

You want her

Your wish is my command

So go ahead and sign the damn

Papers already

Sign right there on the dotted line

No more time wasted

Just think about those happy moments

When you were with her

Remember the Business Deals

The reason why you came home late

No sex

The reason why you never spent time with the kids

I got no rest

The reason why you missed family vacation

Family reunions, anniversaries, holidays, and events

Through it all

I managed to stand on my own two feet

So don’t sleep

The only Business Deal that went wrong

All is fair in Business Deals

The contract is fair

You’re walking away with

What you came into the marriage with

NOTHING…

Sign the dotted line please!

Actually it’s a Business Deal

You’ll have to sign that same dotted line

In order to discontinue the truth

If not I will have no other choice

But to show our lawyers

This footage I have of you sleeping with

Tiffany, Mary, Keisha, Amber, Tasha, Jennifer, Bobby, and James

Yea my dude I know

Actually it’s a Business Deal

You’ll have to sign that same dotted line

In order to discontinue the truth

You secret is safe with me

Just sign the dotted line please!

Save our kids the embarrassment

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