Dating Prison – Mr. Playboy #5

Dating Prison – Mr. Playboy #5

Name: Mr. Playboy

Age: 29

Likes: Vulnerability 

Dislikes: Rejection

Victim Eligible: No

Charge: Infidelity 

Sentence:  5 years/ Rehabilitation Acceptance 2 ½ years

How is it possible a wonderful time?

Could be fulfilled with some many bad experiences

How could it be Love?

If all I do is get damaged

Self-inflicted wounds caused by my bad choices

I couldn't avoid it Love

I wanted it, Love

I craved it, Love

Just from him, My Love

He had this problem

It’s called

“Dick Control”

He had none

He couldn't control his Dick

Here and there

He would Play with his little Trick

The Latino Freak

Her diction was unique

As a typical man

He got caught up in the game

Attempted a Replay

I was down for the cause

It was just one mistake

Push play

Rewind

Fast-forward

Postdate

I got off work early

To surprise my baby

Why, just because

As I pull up to the house

I see a car parked in the front

I quietly enter the house

I hear music and I instantly

Calm down it’s probably him and his boys

I’m getting out of my investigation mode

Following the music

Dancing down the hall excited

I open the door to the bedroom

I couldn't believe what I saw

My husband with two women

In my bed

Having a fucking Fiesta

 I reached into my purse

The ladies start to scream

He stated “Baby don’t do it”

Me: I politely but loudly stated

“Shut the fuck up, honey”

It’s just Divorce Papers

He stated “What?”

Me: Yes dear

Let’s be honest here

You have a problem

I've carried these papers in my purse

Since that last situation

Remember the written agreement

Lady #1: Can we go?

Me: Bitch No! Shut up and sit there

Play with the other Bitch!

Get to work!

He stated: I know babe but I’m trying to get help

I love you, you have my heart and I have yours

Me: Baby, I love you too

But your heart and dick is not connected

You know as one

As WE are AS ONE

Right now WE are THREE

You promised you would seek help

You didn't

You promised you would be honest with me

You didn't

More importantly darling

I care about me

Even if you don’t

Longevity is a gift

Life is precious

STD/HIV test

Check mark baby

I embrace it

Him: Why married and wear condoms?

Me: It was a must

Him: Rebuilding trust

Me: It’s a part of the process

Him: Do you have a pen? I’m not going to fight.

Me: Passes him a pen! Signed by both parties!

Copyright 2013