Dating Prison #6 – Mr. Ex

Name: Mr. Ex Age: 34

Likes: Having his cake and eating it too

Dislikes: Commitment

Victim Eligible: No

Charge: Trifling

Sentence:  3 years in rehab

If a person was to look up the definition of the term “Ex”

I’m certain words like excluding or without would be obvious

However for some men the meaning is not obvious

Exes become exes

Because they refuse to treat a women

The way she wants to be treated

Hell

The way he should treat her

So if she ex yo ass

Don’t be pressing her ass

Later

If she starts dating someone new

Don’t be that damn dude

Expressing how you can treat her

Better

Because the fact of the matter

You had her and failed to do

Better

So save her that bogus shit

For a simple chick

That doesn’t mind what you do

Later

Exes please stay in the ex-lane

Don’t be that dude

That was once cute

Now he’s a lame

It’s a damn shame

Because it was self-inflicted

Fucking ridiculous

For example

Dear Mr. Ex

Please digress and remember what you did

And how we got to the term “Ex”

You fucked up

I was down for you and willing to forgive

You dismissed me as if I was a kid

Had me thinking I was the one to blame

When in fact you were the one with toys

Hiding them hoes

By the name of the week

Monday through Friday

Your Monday & Wednesday got the days mixed up

That’s how we got into this situation

Shit got real and it’s fucked up

Farewell Mr. Ex and good luck! J

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