Dating Prison #9 – Mr. Facebook Creeping

Name: Mr. Facebook Creeping Age: 36

Likes: Single women

Dislikes: Women w/ children

Victim Eligible: No

Charge:  (3 counts of) Dishonesty & (3 counts of) Disloyalty

Sentence:  Divorce per wife, Sex Arrest (Rehab) for 2 years, and Counseling

Let me be clear I’m not for Facebook Creeping

Facebook Creeping is when one individual

Attempts to conduct a false relationship

With another person via Facebook

Let me explain

I was on Facebook and received a friend request

I accepted the request

Instantly I received an inbox message

Stating thank you for accepting my request

I replied no problem and you’re welcome

Three days later I had twenty notifications

Fifteen out of the twenty notifications

Were likes of pictures from Mr. FBC

I would consider this the normal process

When accepting a friend request

However two days later I received an inbox message stating

Hello I normally do not do this but I just had to let you know

You’re beautiful

I replied thank you

Five days later

He asked if I was single

I replied yes

He stated I never do this but can I take you out

I stated I’m sorry but I don’t obtain or entertain relationships via Facebook

I received no reply but a month later

He hit my inbox and asked me to go on a date

I replied with the same response as before

Again I received no response

Two days later

I received a message asking if we could exchange numbers

I replied with the same response

Again I received no response 

Instantly I decided to look at his profile

To see if we had any mutual friends

I wasn't sure if Mr. FBC was a stalker or not

We had two friends in common

One I knew and the other I did not

I decided to hit up my home girl I knew from college

I proceed to ask her if she knew Mr. FBC

She stated yes he’s married to the other mutual friend

I replied that interesting

She asked why?

I replied he keeps constantly asking me out

I’ve repeatedly told him no but he’s persistent

I thought he was a stalker

She replied girl he is a hoe

He got a wife and three kids

I replied that’s crazy his profile doesn't state any of the following

Nor any pictures or etc

She stated girl he is hitting you up from his false page

His real name is….

I instantly thanked her and deleted his ass!

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